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1. about 4 hours ago on Francis

   Here are a couple people that displayed great compassion for others with their absolute belief:

   Jim Jones

   David Koresh

   Benjamin Netanyahu

   I could probably find more, but if you just look at how a particular faith goes out of its way to annihilate others of a slightly different faith, It just speaks loudly of the compassion of faiths..

   An example in recent history, Catholics vs Protestants in Ireland and Great Britain.

   I sometimes think people of reality display more compassion than many deluged with the God fantasy blinding their reasoning powers.

2. about 13 hours ago on Francis

   Brainwash the little children to come unto me, so that they can continue the tradition with their little ones.

   Secrets to a successful repeat business..

3. about 14 hours ago on Herman

   Maybe taking pooch-there to also become celebate?

4. about 14 hours ago on Close to Home

   The neverending task

5. about 15 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Maybe it’s a test. If they can put up with each other’s sh!t for 3 days, then putting up with each other over a lifetime should be a breeze!

6. about 15 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Is there a way to tell if you’ve been flagged?

   Moderators here seem to have free reign, they explain nothing. It’s like getting suspended and no idea why… what’s to keep you from making the same transgression again after the suspension is over?

7. about 20 hours ago on Moderately Confused

   I asked my wife about this and she assured me Santa doesn’t really come down chimneys.

   She actually leaves our door unlocked on Christmas eve!

8. about 20 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Newlyweds

   A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”

   The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”

   A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

   He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”

   Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”

   He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”

   The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing and the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.

   “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.

   Wife says: “Nothing.” He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

   “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.

   “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”

   ( Dec 23 )

9. about 20 hours ago on The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day

   Newlyweds

   A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”

   The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”

   A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

   He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”

   Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”

   He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”

   The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing and the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.

   “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.

   Wife says: “Nothing.” He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

   “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.

   “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”

   (Dec 23)

10. about 20 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Newlyweds

    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”

    The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”

    A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

    He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”

    Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”

    He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”

    The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing and the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.

    “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.

    Wife says: “Nothing.” He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

    “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.

    “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”