There are two different sized pieces of cake left. Mike tells Joe to take a one, and he’ll have the other… Well Joe is no slouch so he takes the bigger piece.
Mike, a bit perturbed by this says, “Out of politeness and good manners, if I were selecting first, I would have taken the smaller piece.”
Joe shot back, “SO, that’s exactly what you got, so what’s your problem?”
They are not called mechanics any more… They are now referred to as technicians, – more professional sounding I guess..