That’s how I feel right now, because we just got our fake Christmas tree set up yesterday, and we still need to decorate it, not to mention wrap up presents and put them under the tree.
That reminds me of when my family and I went to have lunch at a Denny’s, but the waitress kept ignoring us (probably having something to do with my Dad’s hat, which has an American flag with the words “I Stand” on it), so we just left and went somewhere else.
There ain’t a cupcake big enough in the world to convince Santa that you’re good, Garfield.