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- 3 months ago on Breaking Cat News
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3 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
To stop goin’ bananas, Goldie’s come to say
Cats must approach the toaster in a certain way
To make bread toasty brown with a golden hue
Switch up is the best but is the worst for you
Well, the toaster isn’t too bad
Tho’ it flings toast loud and high-aye
With respect is how we treat it
Ora doesn’t have to beat it
But, when toaster’s switch is in a down state, says our very, very astute educator
Forget the counter and hop up on the refrigerator
- Garth Montgomery, Leonard Mackenzie, William Wirges – Chiquita’s jingle lyrics
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6 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
They’ve got pieces that yay, thrill
Sophie sniffs a memory bouquet
A former place, cherished still
Oh, sweet mornin’ in May
- David Loggins / Pieces of April / Three Dog Night
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6 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
“The birds around me hopped and played,
Their thoughts I cannot measure:—
But the least motion which they made
It seemed a thrill of pleasure."
–William Wordsworth from his poem “Early Spring”
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8 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
thanks! same to you and your fam, pets included, of course
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8 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
“May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.
May your heart be as light as a song.
May each day bring you bright, happy hours
That stay with you all the year long."
–Irish blessing
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9 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
Elvis broke it apart
It’s not as if he tried
Ora wasn’t that reckless
Nor was Lupin this time
Pucky, please make a chart
To take the blame off Tortie
Tortie, when you’re cleanin’ the floors
Ooh, your hat is lovely
Woo hoo
Nobody threw it
It was knocked down
Being tongue-pwned
Woo hoo
Nobody threw it
(Burt already knew it)
So Elvis broke it apart
His blep is takin’ my…
A blep is takin’ my heart
- Carte Blanche / Ann Orson – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart – Elton John and Kiki Dee
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10 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
What’s the sloped smooth desk that’s crazy mean to all the cats?
(Draft)
You’re darn right
What makes Goldie risk her neck for just one clue, if she can?
(Draft)
Can you dig it?
What causes cats to plop down ‘cause it’s dangerous all around?
(Draft)
Right on
They say this desk Draft is a huge bother
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ ’bout Draft
(Then we can dig it)
It’s not a comfy divan
(Elvis thinks of good table plans)
And no one understands it but the Woman
(Her craft)
- Isaac Hayes – Theme From Shaft
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10 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
Imagine desk so cruel, cats do
They think about it day and night, it’s only right
To find Mr. Allen Wrench who made things tight
So held together
If cats should climb on up, they’re gonna glide
But if they could stay happily, in bright sunshine
Imagine how their world could be, so very fine
Just nappin’ together
I can’t see them lovin’ things weird and new
For all their life
Be like Ora Z, baby, and always make do
For all your life
So happy whatever!
- Alan Gordon / Garry Bonner – Happy Together – The Turtles
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10 months ago
on Breaking Cat News
So sad. So glad Shadow has you for loving care. Cat bless and comfort you for that. Much sorrow for your impending loss.
Here she comes from Maine
Looking cuter than anybody has a right to
And making me want to go, tellin’ all we need to know
So we should come to Maine, and here I go!
All she gotta do is smile that smile
With all the knowledge she dispenses
Just leave it up to Bea and in a little while
Got big berries on my mind and mosquito defenses
Here she is in Maine
Looking brighter than Maine stars at night do
And making me wanna go, that’s all I really know
Is dear Bea’s in Maine, and here I go
Oh, let’s go
- Cynthia Weil / Barry Mann – Here You Come Again