When you think about it, “my tiger ate my homework” is quite a cool excuse.
It’s the bi-polar bears that you should really worry about.
Thereby hangs a tail.
Only pholks have phones. Fish have fones.
The fish that’s speaking is by far the most evolved. She or he has not only invented language, but also units of time.
Even more than recession-proof: it’s inherently countercyclical.
Looks like Dad’s had to up Styx and head for the Other Place.
I’m sure it’s very well-trained and affectionate.
I’m sure there’s nothing there that a bear couldn’t handle.
Archaeologists have confirmed that “Fachcka” was a real sound back in prehistoric times: they’ve found fossilised echoes.
And some linguists believe the sound was handed down to our time as "Factcheck, as in “Please check your facts when reading the comics.”
When you think about it, “my tiger ate my homework” is quite a cool excuse.