Straight to the naughty list!
It doesn’t have to be one or the other. Either they all get together or the spend Christmas Eve with one side and Christmas Day with the other.
How would Opal ruin Dan’s family Christmas?
What’s funny about someone being in so much pain they can’t even put their foot down?
Especially when your dog eats a box of crayons.
The beer would be flat and warm too.
The real warning is when mom starts using full names.
It’s Coca-Cola.
This still isn’t as bad as the couple I saw at Walmart at the self-serve register (the kind with the conveyor belt) buying their groceries with a large bag of loose change. plunk….plunk….plunk….plunk….plunk….
Grimes has a wife!?
Straight to the naughty list!