Can I axe you a question?
The only sober person in a world of drunks.
Alternative facts have been around since humans learned how to communicate.
I want a rotary dial cell phone.
-Play joke on Isaac
Wait until you serve the Yorkshire pudding for desert.
In the U.S., one side is led by Trump, while the other side is mostly anarchists.
Realists see what is; dreamers imagine what isn’t.
When walking my dog all I need to do is pick up a bag that is lying on the side of the road.
His caffeine addiction and boring practical wife have produced two disturbed children.
Can I axe you a question?