Drabble without Bob would be like pizza without anchovies. To say that Bob is a duck is blasphemy. Oh ye of little faith! Bob works in strange and mysterious ways — his wonderous powers to behold. Bob may LOOK like a duck; but that is just a disguise that allows Bob to reach the commonality. Bob is a prince among the parrot pantheon. All hail to Bob!!
Bob isn’t pretending. He actually IS a rare South American parrot. Who could doubt that — especially in view of his perspicacious philosophical insights? Still water runs deep. When Bob speaks we all well might listen carefully. His wisdom is legendary. Bob is not confused. Bob Zenfully observes what goes on in the world. He keeps his own counsel generally. We could all benefit by Bob’s example. All hail to Bob!!
I dreamed I heard Bob singing Pogo’s Christmas Carol. “Deck us all with Boston, Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo.” But I am deeply concerned that Bob may have died and gone to Philosopher’s Heaven. It’s been too long a time since we have heard from Bob. Did he get Covid? Please, Kevin, say it ain’t so!
Bob is a rare South American parrot — not a “duck.” Bob is a philosopher. Bob would not hurt the lizard. Bob would just discuss world affairs with the lizard — and they would come to the conclusion that the world is in a horrible mess these days.
And Easter always falls on a Sunday too. I guess Big Santa wants it that way.