“My big sister’s creepy doll came to life, wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw, which scared me so badly, I couldn’t finish my homework for fear that it would try and decapitate me from behind.”
Sounds like what we do at Walmart. After July 4th, it’s back-to-school month. Then as soon as kids are back in school, the school supplies head back to receivings, and out comes Halloween and Christmas decorations (with a little Thanksgiving in the mix).
Sometimes, the hardest person to know is yourself.