I have to say this laundry one is really dumb. Of course they do that much laundry! There are on average 53 players on an nfl team, and if they practice every day, that is laundry every day. The average house hold is what, 3.5? They likely do maybe 2-3 loads every 2 weeks? How is it surprising that 53 players do more laundry in a week than 3.5 do in 2 years?
This is so disturbing. Does this mean he wold be sucking on her utters?