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1. about 7 hours ago on Scary Gary

   Fiorello: Hey wait, wait! What does this say here? This thing here?

   Driftwood: Oh that. Oh that’s the usual clause…that’s in every contract. That just says…eh…it says…eh…“If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.”

   Fiorello: Well, I don’t know…

   Driftwood: It’s alright, that’s in every contract! That’s what they call a “sanity clause.”

   Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…you can’t fool me. There ain’t no sanity clause!

2. 2 days ago on The Meaning of Lila

   “I gotta get some new friends.” — E. Benes

3. 3 days ago on Speed Bump

   yep. And “the lovely speaking voice….” That’s the one!

4. 3 days ago on Speed Bump

   “Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn’t suit me.” M. Python

5. 3 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen the word “embouchure” written. For drummers, such as myself, one’s embouchure is what one uses to make out with the majorettes in the back of the band bus.

6. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Here in western North Carolina, trash goes out the day of pick up, and as late as possible - Bears! They love Thursdays.

7. 3 days ago on Herb and Jamaal

   But what if the life on other planets has better cookies? Enquiring minds that love cookies want to know!

8. 3 days ago on Frank and Ernest

   Homemade peanut butter just costs the price of the nuts and is simple to make if you have a blender. Try it. It’s good and very healthful compared to the big brands and their additives. It’s the only peanut butter I eat nowadays.

9. 4 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Why did they need judges? Either they turned you into a newt or they didn’t.

10. 4 days ago on Close to Home

    Can’t go a morning without Close to Home. Have a good holiday!