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1. 20 minutes ago on That is Priceless

   /// “Did you come here to spread rumors, base?”

   Bella spat at Sofia’s smug face.

   “No,” Sofia replied,

   “I am here to provide

   a cure for your impending disgrace.”

   /// “I’ve a brother who needs to be wed

   to inherit when our father’s dead.

   Though he’s never desired

   girls, he’ll swear that he sired

   your child— and you need not share his bed.”

2. about 1 hour ago on That is Priceless

   /// Bella planned her white outfit to smarten

   with a red plaid shawl found in a carton.

   When Sofia had eyed

   it her comment was snide:

   “If you wear that, it shows you’ve been tartin’!”

3. about 1 hour ago on That is Priceless

   /// Newly married, Sofia makes light

   of her husbandless “friend” Bella’s plight.

   Scans her face for a clue

   as to whether it’s true.

   (If she’s wrong, odds she’ll say so are slight.)

4. about 1 hour ago on That is Priceless

   /// “Goodness, Bella, you’re so cute and free.

   People say soon your figure will be

   wrecked when pregnancy shows.

   So says someone who knows,

   but don’t let out you heard it from me.”

5. about 2 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Sly Sofia is harsh and unsparing

   in the Confidences she is sharing.

   So, while Bella gets dressed

   she hears Sofia jest

   of the babe gossips claim Bella’s bearing.

6. about 13 hours ago on Lay Lines

   I agree with all of the names above. In addition, next to Elizabeth Taylor it appears to be Rock Hudson, and next to Peter Sellers is Britt Ekland.

7. about 19 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Careful… she could break a tooth on one of those.

8. about 19 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// She’s alive, so her rigor’s not mortis.

   yet her back is as stiff as a tortoise.

   Has allergic reaction

   to scones put her in traction?

   Will they poison or merely distort us?

9. about 20 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Now, with André his wife will not speak,

   and won’t sleep with him for a full week.

   She had asked him to say

   how she’s looking today,

   and his answer to her was oblique.

10. about 20 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Absinthe makes her smarts go yonder.