Is that a plus or minus? Both of my grandfathers complained that the only difference between their doctors and fellow patients (during separate stints doing recovery in skilled nursing) was who left to go home at the end of the day.
I’m with Rat on this one. However, I would absolutely pay someone to dress up in stereotypical spy gear (trenchcoat, fedora, etc), loiter at the fringes of my funeral, and as people are leaving pull out a cellphone and say – just loud enough for people to hear – “Yes, sir. We’re sure this time. Mostly.”
Its like Nermal is wearing a Garfield suit.