I have a joke! It’s kinda stupid though but whatever.
Cookies
A truck driver is delivering a bunch of cookie when the cookies start yelling.
The truck driver goes to the back of the truck and tells them to stop yelling or else he’ll throw them into the ocean.
He continues to drive but then the cookies start yelling again so he says “I warned you.” and throws them into the ocean.
A marriage proposal
A man goes into a fancy restaurant with his fiancé and he’s going to propose to her by putting the ring in her drink. She sees it and says yes. She goes into the bathroom and washes it off but she accidentally drops it down the drain.
The man says it’s fine and will buy another one and they’ll come back tomorrow but put he’ll put the ring somewhere else.
The next day, they come back to the restaurant and his fiancé orders fish. She then cuts it open to find….
“The “I before E except after C” rule is highly inconsistent in the English language and should not be considered a solid rule. Some exceptions include “weird,” “forfeit,” “albeit,” “glacier,” and “seize,” all of which break this well known saying.”
I wish Watterson made one last comic revealing Calvin and Susie as mom and dad and all of the comics were him reciting his childhood memories to his kid
Oh no :(