At one of my prior jobs we handed cookies out to the kids. The little ones often dropped theirs so we just gave them another one. One kid dropped his cookie and I was about to hand him another one when his mom picks up the dropped cookie from the floor, hands it to him, and says, “Oh, don’t worry about it. He hasn’t eaten his daily quota of dirt yet, anyway.” I thought I was going to bust a seam, I was laughing so hard.
October 1st! Love and halloween are in the air!