Actually there should be no apostrophe at all. Sorry, don’t mean to be picky, just wanted to let you (and maybe a few other people) know for future reference. But I thought your comment was clever.
I give you a “thumbs up” for the bedpost reference, although “its” should not have an apostrophe when it indicates possession. (I didn’t make up that rule and it doesn’t make sense to me either, but that’s how we learned it in English class.)
I’m not a big reader, but I take along a book, magazine, or something to read in the car while my wife is in the fabric store, because I know she’ll be in there for at least a half hour.
Our house IS a museum. Every wall, every shelf or table, is covered with something. Compliments of my wife. Company says, “Oh, there’s so much to look at!”
I really did laugh out loud at the panel where she’s choking him. Hilarious!