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1. 4 days ago on Andertoons

   “How did he rule those answers out?” With a Sharpee and metal straight edge.

2. 20 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   “You don’t have to stand for it…"

   He’s not, he’s lying down.

3. about 1 month ago on Speed Bump

   A family was taking a Sunday drive in the country when they came upon a farmer walking his fence line followed by a three legged pig.

   They stopped and the father asked the farmer about the pig.

   The farmer said “Let me tell you about that pig, last year when the house caught fire in the middle of the night he busted down the door and came in and woke us all up”.

   Then there was the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. That pig ran up to me and led me to where he was."

   And, another time, my tractor tipped over and I was stuck under it. He grabbed hold of my belt and dragged me out, saving my life. -amazing. What a pig!

   “Well, that is a miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?” the man said quite annoyed at this point.

   Well," said the farmer, “with a pig that special… you don’t eat him all at once.”

4. about 1 month ago on The Meaning of Lila

   I know, right. I’m a guy and have been mistaken for my sister numerous times. ;-)

5. about 1 month ago on The Meaning of Lila

   Most single guys probably think that Lila and Boyd are a couple.

6. 3 months ago on Cornered

   Reminds me of this old joke:

   A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.”

   Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

   The frog says $30,000.

   The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s OK, he knows the bank manager.

   Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

   The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

   Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

   She finds the manager and says “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what the heck is this?”

   The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone”

7. 4 months ago on The Born Loser

   Draw a line from the pole to the equator at 0º longitude, then from the pole to equator at 90º longitude, now connect the two points on the equator. The triangle covers a quarter of the northern hemisphere and has three 90º angles.

8. 4 months ago on The Born Loser

   “What type of triangle has 3 90° corners?”

   A very large one on a sphere.

9. 8 months ago on Day by Dave

   Thanks, according to a Google search, it’s by Jerrold H Zar.

10. 8 months ago on Day by Dave

    “Ode to the Spell Checker!”

    Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea.It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a word, and weight four it two say,weather eye am wrong oar write it shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long, and eye can put the error rite.Its rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it. I am shore your pleased two no, its letter perfect awl the weigh, my chequer tolled me sew.

    Sorry about the reformat, posting it as a poem, runs several words together.