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The retired sea captain hated sea birds . He would walk along the shoreline throwing rocks at any he saw . He’d leave no tern unstoned .
When Life gives you lemons , you throw them really hard at those causing you pain .
What’s the difference between a biker and a vacuum cleaner ? The location of the dirtbag .
You forgot " Raisin a glass " .
Seems fair since the U. S. Postal Service validated his existance in The Miracle On 34th Street .
Just the tip of the tree would make it a Hannukah bush .
Janis doesn’t have her nightgown on and the night before she said she felt sexy . Hmmmmmm ?
The grass is always greener until you find that the cow dumps over there , too . And it’s probably greener because there’s more of it .
With the vastness of possible comedic retorts , that was half-vast .
Isn’t that the openning scene to the new movie Violent Night ?
The retired sea captain hated sea birds . He would walk along the shoreline throwing rocks at any he saw . He’d leave no tern unstoned .