My name is Johnathan Theodore. I love fishing and reading funny comics with my grandchildren.
I want to fuck the shit out of Jon’s girflend, where are my grandchildren
That damn dumb fucking pig, my grandkids hate you
Bill Watterson really fell off
Tony was only 17 when one of the Germans filled him with lead, why is this all I remember?
Oh you, Gabefield, you are so wacky and goofy, where are my grandchildren
Fuck you Odie, you dumb piece of shit, nobody loves you, you will die alone in an empty void, where are my grandchildren
Aha, you rascally cat Garfeldi. I love you so much, where are my grandchildren
I want to fuck the shit out of Jon’s girflend, where are my grandchildren