“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” – HL Mencken
I dunno about that. I would assume that if Garfield was still “intact” when Jon started dating Liz, who’s a veterinarian, then she would have insisted he do something about that. Arlene would be in for a big disappointment.
I love the cigarette. “Now stand close by while I spray some very flammable, very toxic bug killer.”