Recent Comments

1. 11 months ago on Betty

   That’s not an uzi. Looks more like a vz-61, except those use curved magazines.

2. 11 months ago on The Martian Confederacy

   A real life astronaut said, “Unconscious in 30 seconds, dead in 90”. Given that this is a comic strip in which time can be subjective, it’s possible to save him. Though why anyone would is the part I have a problem with. It’s like having Darth Vader as a father, except he never had a good side so there’s no Anakin Skywalker in there.

3. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Honestly, the microwaveable boneless rib sandwich I can get at the Holiday gas station is better than the McRib. Which is funny, because there’s literally a McDonald’s right next to the Holiday.

4. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Why can’t pancakes and waffles just get along?

5. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   There are still Krispy Kremes?

6. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   …“Repo”?

7. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   I think I’d be happiest with a middle ground.

8. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Suppose it’s too much to ask for a friendly python? Friendly to the good guys, I mean.

9. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

   As an autistic person, I kind of needed the “sarcasm” clarification.

10. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

    I’ve only ever tried the crusts in ranch, and Papa John’s garlic butter still has ranch beat.