Working for USPS. Old postal workers never die, they just get returned to Sender.
60 years ago the premier aircraft builder was Boeing. Now it’s just boing…..
Renting a P.O. Box would be a good idea. If you’ve had to relocate several times in the same city, you would never have to change your mailing address.
A water bed? Does anybody still sleep on them?
That’s why she’s the teacher and he will always be the student.
Bitcoin is another word for a waste of money.
According to Groucho Marx, the password is swordfish.
From the comments I would think the European version of fruitcake is much better than the American one.
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there. For constant constipation, there’s nothing to compare….
Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play, we’re unrehearsed.
He’s already been strapped to the roof of the wagon.
60 years ago the premier aircraft builder was Boeing. Now it’s just boing…..