When our cat got skunk-sprayed I got a 5 gallon bucket, filled it with warm water, added some dish soap and a tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide then dropped the cat into my fishing net, gave it a spin to hold him in, and gave him several good dunkings in the bucket. After dumping him out of the net and giving him a good toweling he was as good as new except instead being black he was a dark chocolate color after the peroxide had bleached him a bit. Best of all no scratches!
Our cat got sprayed by a skunk, so to bathe him I prepared a 5 gallon bucket of warm water, some dish soap, a small amount of hydrogen peroxide, and baking soda. I then put him in my fishing net, gave it a spin to hold him in and gave him several dunkings in the bucket. Gave him a good toweling afterwards then let him out of the net. Never got a scratch, he smelled much better, but instead of being black, the hydrogen peroxide did make him a dark chocolate brown for awhile.
I thought it was ridiculous to stock up on TP. When there were fears of shortages I stocked up on scotch and bourbon. I knew I could find substitutes for TP but not good booze.
We decorate with the small LED lights. I found the best way to store them was to buy a few reels used to coil electrical extension cords and just wind them up at seasons end. No tangles!
Well, he never spoke to the skunk again!