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1. about 11 hours ago on Pluggers

   I suspect they’d get a thumbs-up from George Carlin.

2. 3 days ago on Pluggers

   I must not be a plugger, despite my age – I’ve always been nocturnal, and stay up just as late now as I did in my twenties (hint: well past midnight). The main difference between now and then is that now I don’t drink until the wee hours.

3. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

   I say we take off and nuke Westview from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

4. 6 days ago on Crankshaft

   Wasn’t he the guy that practically defined the O-line position of “wedding tackle”?

5. 6 days ago on Nancy

   Musical terminology. “Counting in” ensures that musicians are in sync as far as beat, tempo, and time signature when they begin to play. “In four” refers to a 4/4 time signature (four beats per measure), so she’d count in “1, 2, 3, 4”.

6. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Sheriff: “Nobody can eat 50 eggs.”

   Marty: “Hold my beer…uh, let me rephrase that.”

7. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

   “Well, the inflatable donut helps a lot.”

8. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Hail Marty, full of booze, the Law is with thee.

9. 7 days ago on The Lockhorns

   Banned by the Endangered Species Act of 1973, which was enacted by Congress at the behest of that infamous progressive Richard Nixon.

10. 7 days ago on Crankshaft

    Demand seems to be infinite, but it’s largely manufactured by a 24/7 sports news cycle grounded in social media hungry for “content”. I’m a rabid fan of several sports, but I’m also under no illusions as to the negative effects of the current system.