our city is smaller, so we have a lot of younger newscasters and reporters fresh outta school, and a few years ago the lady newscaster was in a real bad mood, and she had no intention of hiding it. The whole news report she never smiled, spoke in a dreary monotone, was snippy with the weatherman and sportscaster… it wasn’t too long after she just disappeared with no fanfare or goodbyes…
or serve ‘em with a little paper umbrella stuck in each one… can be used like toothpicks so the hoity toity types don’t get there fingers mussed up… lol!
could be moonlighting as a telemarketer…