SPOILERS…. Oh, that’s right, I’d forgotten… Dame Fortune has plenty of riches in store for Michael. In writing circles, he will be known as a “Mary Sue”… someone who does mediocre work, doesn’t put in a whole lot of effort, and yet has tons of cash dumped on him..
These Patterson’s… Their lives are so stinking perfect all the time, that when they run into the littlest bit of difficulty, they fall to pieces (eyeroll).
Sooo… your jaw hurts. And you broke up with your high school girlfriend. Not quite having your whole life fall apart.. Try struggling with how you’re going to pay the rent, the electric bill, and put food on the table, then get back to us..
More glitter!