Wallace will bean him right in the head with a perfect shot. He’s going to be a pitcher when he’s old enough for little league. Remember the eggs from the roof? Perfect shots every time. He’ll be the Randy Johnson of Snug Harbor. That crazed look in his eyes as he strikes you out!
I think he has the whole dozen (minus one of course). He should be able to peg every lady in the garden club if he starts throwing them like Elf threw the snowballs at the bullies in “Elf”. Rapid fire!
Oops. I meant Sterling not Wallace. Sorry. I just woke up.