Nap attack.
I thought he was afraid of mondays.
With age comes alzheimer.
It’s internet slang for “a fictional character (esp from an anime cartoon) whom a person regards as a romantic partner”.
He would love internet.
Sorry Liz but Garfield is the best waifu.
Garfield is George W. Bush confirmed.
I tried, it didn’t work.
This can’t be the real Garfield…
“I’m a cynic with a little cat around me”. 12.10.1981
Nap attack.