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I have an unhealthy obsession with Wallace The Brave. Rapper alter egos, because why not? Wallace=Wally Waves. Spud=Spudonkey. Amelia=S0UL+T@KC3R. Sterling=Savage Ster. Rose=Red Thorn. Dad=Captian Chuckle. Mom=Seaside Smother. Mrs. Macintosh=Mac Attack.
Ah yes, Holy Goat Yachts! Total Rabbit Ears Knocking Jealous Hippo’s Years To Australia! Science Fiction Geese!