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For her birthday, my wife said she would like nothing more then diamond neckless. So I got her nothing. Why isn’t she talking to me?
He was very sick. The doctor cut off his whole left side. He’s alright now.
My wife and I agreed early on that if we could not recognize either the bride or groom walking down the street, we would pass on the wedding.
The joke is – last week my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick. I accidentally passed her the glue stick. She is still not talking to me.
I was shocked to learn that my toaster is not water proof.
Know what it is called when you can’t remember a book you read previously - Anheiser disease.
Unbelievable cartoon. Garfield’s food bowl was sitting there with food in it. When did that ever happen?
Buy a man a plane ticket, he flys for a day. Shove him out of a plane at 3000 feet, he flys for the rest of his life.
Every time I see Susie in a strip now I think about the story of Calvin’s last day in the hospital. Brings tears to my eyes and I am a 66 year old man.
I will always remember my neighbor’s last words. “Are you still holding the ladder steady”
For her birthday, my wife said she would like nothing more then diamond neckless. So I got her nothing. Why isn’t she talking to me?