So there is a bus river shortage…which means reduced bus routes…so they’ve reassigned bus drivers to work as crossing guards? I think this dedicated never-ending commitment to the dumbest possible chain of events is what I love most about Funky Winkerbean.
Batty, if you’re all out of ideas (which…clearly…), I have one for you: go back to making Crankshaft. There’s a reason it was the more popular comic and a reason it wasn’t cancelled like Funky Winkerbean. Get back into that cadence of seasons and comfort jokes that people open the comics for.
Schrodinger’s Mitch: He is both 5 and 12 inside the box.