Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Rudy Park

Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo

Recent Comments

  1. about 3 hours ago on Monty

    Try singing the Lollipop Guild song with an authentic falsetto.

    Nothing to do with hiccups, but as long as you are trying to look like an idiot, you might as well go all the way…

  2. about 3 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

    Tokyo’s Noh featuring Yoko Ono interprets Ringo’s “No No Song.”

    No, don’t think I would pay to see that.

  3. about 9 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    That’s a rather personal question, don’t you think?

  4. about 23 hours ago on Monty

    Now he needs the W.C. Fields-style red nose from being stung…

  5. about 23 hours ago on Loose Parts

    Tie your platypus down, sport, tie your platypus down.

  6. about 23 hours ago on Loose Parts

    That’s a key part of Canada’s plans for world domination…

    Ow Canada!

  7. 1 day ago on Crabgrass

    Don’t count out the Martians. It’s been 60 years since they kidnapped Santa, so maybe they are ready to try again…

  8. 1 day ago on Get Fuzzy

    Well, the name "foot"ball doesn’t really turn me on, but different strokes for different folks, I guess…

  9. 2 days ago on Bound and Gagged

    The kid is a real L7…

  10. 2 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Wallace, if you want to observe birds and wildlife, especially at night, you need to put your mouth in “airplane mode”…hush, look, and listen…