Mainly because imho it’s because the devs don’t get paid to let things stay as they are. They have to always be introducing “upgrades” to show how busy they are and therefore deserve to be paid.
There used to be a ubiquitous commercial in the 60’s for tuna in a can called the “Chicken of the Seas” or maybe it was the Little Mermaid brand. I forget.
Any day of this comic should be submitted to the >