Believe everything happens for the better.
The tree of life is self-pruning.
I don’t really care what type of glass it is as long as it does not dribble and I can find my mouth.
I worked in a department store that sold perfume by the pint for $4.98 per bottle. It was called Essence of Moose Sweat.
Famous last words “Watch this Everyone”.
I think I see a Darwin Award candidate.
Still trying to figure out why my house has all Southern exposure.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Providence. Providence, who? What’s the capital of Rhoad Island.
Just watch the news from Washington DC you get plenty of violence.
Mom just realized what the parking brake is for, and it was her fault for not setting it. Now she has to figure out what to tell hubby. Soon we will see what she does and what he does.
Mother’s Fault for not setting the parking break.
The tree of life is self-pruning.