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1. about 1 hour ago on Dick Tracy

   OT: I HATE my new dentist. WHY, you ask?

   New dentist for a cleaning. Not the delight you might assume. First off…is it now standard to use a harpoon to check for tartar under the gum line?

   Well, maybe so, but the hygienist cackling in all the while, in a certified Renfield imitation, while chortling ‘Blood! Blood! SO much BLOOD!’ struck me as a wee tad off.

   And when she came at me at the end with a yard-long strand of dental floss stretched between her hands, all I could think of was an assassin in a Bond flick.

   Okay, so the double kick was probably somewhat inappropriate.

   I am no longer welcome there..

2. about 6 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   So…no chance for me, then?

3. about 6 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   “Er….why does he have a huge WIND-UP KEY in his back??”

   “Well, some people need a little boost to get up in the morning.”

   “But…it’s five in the afternoon!”

   NEXT WEEK: GRATUITOUS INVASION OF THE ROBOTS WHO STRONGLY RESEMBLE PEOPLE YOU KNOW BUT ARE ACTUALLY JAPANESE TOYS THAT ARE NOT POWER RANGERS!!!!!

4. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Fast forward to the twenty second point, where he collapses and his eyes rotate in little circles and he twitches. Needless to say, stores would up stocking it in the Comedy department. Still, the sales DID same the conglomerate from financial collapse.

5. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Jazzersize videos: SWEAT WITH SMITH. Though the though of him in a tight purple sweatsuit and a headband, wheezing and grunting to the muzak cover of Innagaddadavida is mind numbing.

6. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Skrull replacement. Tomorrow she sucks his brain out, duplicates Smith and takes over the corporation. She is subsequently found out in a masterpiece of detection on the part of LOST IN SPACE fan Sam, who tumbles to the incessant shrieking of “Take the boy! Take the BOY!” whenever ‘Smith’ is confronted with people.

   Who knew that, for lunarians, al Smiths look the same.

7. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   “Well, get THE lions in a CIRcle, Pilgrim.”

8. 2 days ago on Dick Tracy

   I actually, in an alternate story replaced by the second Yeti story had a two-for-one hitman (basically takes the job then kills his client in order to avoid loose ends) in town to kill Tracy, pursued by a late-teen detective who is slightly disabled from a prior encounter and has been determinedly trailing the killer.

9. 2 days ago on Dick Tracy

   Hope it’s that super-crepey robot from Lugosi’s PHANTOM CREEPS!

10. 2 days ago on Dick Tracy

    “Wait!! What’re …SQUATERS! Some occasionally cranky old codger from Virginnie and his son Little Luke! Curses! Security heads shall ROLL!”