He’s protected by magic.
It’ll be returned only slightly eaten, err, used.
Wallets as toddlers?
How did Clumsy know to turn left? They didn’t point.
That’s a meal for Scooby Doo.
The string for those “phones” only conducts sound when taut.
So why is the King sweating?
What “man parts”? He was probably neutered. Remember, have your cat or dog spayed or neutered.
OK. Two lumps of coal instead of one.
It’s farther than you think.
He’s protected by magic.