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tomfitzmorris Free

Food writer and radio guy

Recent Comments

  1. about 6 years ago on Bound and Gagged

    Dana Summers, you continue to be the most consistetly funny toon strip in in the funnies! Merry Christmas!Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  2. over 8 years ago on Looks Good on Paper

    This may be the best concept in the history of cartooning! A character with limitless powers!

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  3. about 9 years ago on Arlo and Janis

    Once again proving that few women understand the concept of a thermostat.

  4. over 9 years ago on Bound and Gagged

    Lactose intolerance is not an issue here. Fermented cheeses—and this one is clearly that, since it contains bubbles—lose almost all their lactose. Lactose is a sugar, and ferments readily, releasing gas. Most lactose-intolerant people would have to eat a lot of this cheese to have a problem.

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorrisnomenu.com

  5. over 9 years ago on Lard's World Peace Tips

    What? This is obvious. The little guy wants angel hair pasta, and is asking for a recipe for aglio olio.

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  6. almost 10 years ago on Four Eyes

    Been here. Done that.

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  7. almost 10 years ago on Bound and Gagged

    Q. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

    A. A stick.

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  8. about 10 years ago on Last Kiss

    But then again, how much good will a parachute have done for him in getting off a train?

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  9. almost 11 years ago on Garfield

    Unless you’re making French toast.

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

  10. almost 11 years ago on Gasoline Alley

    What an opportunity! Now Walt can begin reminiscing about Doc and Avery and Bill and their cars, but in a way that brings the circumstances up to the modern age. Then he finds Skeezix, and the whole cycle since 1918 can begin all over again. And Walt doesn’t have to die.

    Like, who alive remembers all the way back to the beginning of the strip? The story could go any which way, and occasionally Old Walt will reappear, still telling his story to a girl reporter who gets older as years go by.

    This would be great!

    Do it!

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris