Aunty

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  1. 8 days ago on The Elderberries

    The short answer is……no.

  2. 13 days ago on Aunty Acid

    I was working in a gift shop in Hawaii and there was an art piece of three metal dolphins hanging on the wall behind the register. Two elderly ladies come in and one says, “That’s a beautiful piece. Can you hang it on a wall?” Rather dumbfounded I replied, “Well….um…it is now…so ya”. That has to be the dumbest question I’ve ever been asked. Close second, and I surprisingly got this a fair amount, someone from the Mainland asking if we take American money. I had to inform them that we are a state in the USA, so yes, we do take American money.

  3. 13 days ago on Edge City

    Carly overplayed her hand…..rookie mistake.

  4. 14 days ago on Edge City

    “Can you do it with me?” Why is she ASKING?

  5. 23 days ago on Adam@Home

    My High School English teacher taught us it’s incorrect to start a paragraph with the word “it”. Yet everybody seems to do it. Must not be as big a no-no as he made it out to be.

  6. 23 days ago on Family Tree

    It’s Friday, so it’s “Just the facts, ma’am”. Old people will get this.

  7. about 1 month ago on One Big Happy

    I keep hearing him speak with Don Knotts’ voice.

  8. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    How is she supposed to relax after making you dinner? Then there’s dishes to do. Because we all know Earl isn’t ABOUT to do them FOR her!

  9. about 2 months ago on Edge City

    That was my thought too.

  10. about 2 months ago on The Elderberries

    The skin is the best part of the pudding!