This is funny because Dinkless is the only person in the entire auditorium who doesn’t realize the band would have been better off with the industrial arts teacher. What a maroon.
This is funny because Dinkless is the only person in the entire auditorium who doesn’t realize the band would have been better off with the industrial arts teacher. What a maroon.
The thing is, this was a well-performing band before Harry showed up. The self-proclaimed world’s greatest band director has ruined them.
Alternatively, this was already a good band before Harry showed up. They’re playing poorly on purpose to make “The World’s Greatest Band Director” look like a lying blowhard.
It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Dinkless is out of touch with contemporary students and needs to call Becky for help. Only Ol’ Lefty can save the Centerville Holiday Concert. Of course, Batyuk, the self-proclaimed "storyteller,” would never think of writing anything like that. Instead tomorrow: Day 5: Dinkless whines about the band’s performance.
Scenes we’d like to see: The Centerville high students have had enough of Dinkless’ abuse. He is strapped to the roof of a car like a Christmas tree, driven back to Westview and unceremoniously tossed into the city dump.
Complain. Complain. Complain.