“I’ve got Millie calmed down now, and you’ve cleaned the blood off the pitchfork. Yes, they shouldn’t have been in the haystack, but, still, you have to go to Billy and his parents and apologize for what you did.”
“I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to get out from under there, Roberto. I’m still having trouble remembering what your moustache looks like and regardless of what you say the feel of it isn’t helping.”
“Did you say tomorrow? I say you can move in today!”