Let’s put that legend of wooden dentures away. GW’s dentures contained various metals and human teeth, the latter probably purchased from enslaved people. https://washingtonpapers.org/george-washingtons-false-teeth-come-slaves-look-evidence-responses-evidence-limitations-history/
“Massage parlor” is an outdated term with negative connotations. Licensed massage therapists work in “studios,” “spas,” and doctors offices. Not in “parlors.”
Drugs are poisons with positive side effects, according to a documentary I once saw on medical research (“Pain, Pus, and Poison” — worth watching).