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First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher—that's my favorite "M.C." Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper—I could play for days Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (Run) At Pascal, well, I'm number one (One) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (What?) "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Recent Comments

  1. about 1 hour ago on Bloom County

    Garth Brooks wrote that one. “I’ve got Fish in lonely places”

  2. 1 day ago on Bloom County

    I’m guessing, at least as it applies to pet actors in the 50s/60s and even the 70s, for larger dogs it was too easy to see genitalia, and that was taboo back then.

  3. 2 days ago on Bloom County

    Always fun to see how long it takes for someone to make a political statement out of the day’s comic. This time it was like 4:00am EST. “Not with Donny Osmond he won’t!” would create some response of “Yeah but Trump would!”

  4. 8 days ago on Bloom County

    One thing that made Bloom County so fun to read was the multi-strip plots. Outland kinda did away with that, which made it much less readable for me. Today’s strip is definitely a precursor to what Outland became.

  5. about 1 month ago on Bloom County

    I’ve been out of the anime world for a long time – but after reading up on this, I’m watching this movie this weekend!

  6. about 2 months ago on Bloom County

    He’s very headstrong on the project.

  7. 2 months ago on Bloom County

    I really, really can’t understand how anyone could start smoking these days. You have all the information you could possibly want as evidence that it’s a stupid, stupid idea. Tobacco companies should have been switching to gardening products by now.

  8. 2 months ago on Bloom County

    …Can still be a prick

  9. 2 months ago on Bloom County

    You’re right, but “Hardy” kinda works as well. “Party Hard” is a thing, so “Party Hardy” is a nice colloquialism. :)

  10. 3 months ago on Bloom County

    Slight typo, but one that makes your statement hilarious!