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First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher—that's my favorite "M.C." Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper—I could play for days Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (Run) At Pascal, well, I'm number one (One) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (What?) "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

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Bloom County

By Berkeley Breathed

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By Darby Conley

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18 days ago on Bloom County

I’ve been out of the anime world for a long time – but after reading up on this, I’m watching this movie this weekend!
29 days ago on Bloom County

He’s very headstrong on the project.
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

I really, really can’t understand how anyone could start smoking these days. You have all the information you could possibly want as evidence that it’s a stupid, stupid idea. Tobacco companies should have been switching to gardening products by now.
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

…Can still be a prick
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

You’re right, but “Hardy” kinda works as well. “Party Hard” is a thing, so “Party Hardy” is a nice colloquialism. :)
2 months ago on Bloom County

Slight typo, but one that makes your statement hilarious!
2 months ago on Bloom County

There are a lot of talking cockroaches. There are 559 of them that I can think of right off the top of my head.
3 months ago on Bloom County

I don’t it is a matter of “I’ve seen 3,000 deaths on TV and in video games, therefore it must be okay.” It is more the matter of kids being desensitized to it. As well, particularly in violent games, the concept of killing someone becomes almost existential – you don’t feel like you’re doing it, because you’ve done it virtually for so long. I think this becomes more of a thing as the realism gets ramped up.
When I was in my teens (80s), there were arcade games like “Commando.” Cartoonish games where you knew you were just killing pixels. Then came Mortal Kombat, and the realism ramped up. I remember seeing the game, and actually being a little sickened by it – like one would feel when you find a recently killed animal.
That was the 1980s. Now, we’re 40 years into graphic advancement. The kills you see now in video games is very, very realistic. Once video games get to the point where you can’t tell the characters from actual humans….
3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

These days, if he had that hairstyle he’d be mistaken for an insurance salesman.
3 months ago on Bloom County

“Randee of the Redwoods.” Now there’s a blast from the past!