Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for September 25, 2023

But were they extra spicy guns?

Tortilla chip makers don’t bribe as well.

red hat is a chip dip.

I agree. They should not take the chips off the market.

Not gonna lie, that number sounds way low.

E: Huh, the Washington Post agrees.

If they outlaw chips, only outlaws will have them

right?

I wonder if it was one of those “one chip challenge” chips.

saw that on YouTube. pretty amusing, if you like to watch others suffer.

Because the Right to Eat Extra Hot Spicy Tortilla Chips is not protected in the Constitution.

The Supreme Court ruled that arms can be regulated.

Extra spicy tortilla chips don’t kill people…

Also, they managed to ban lawn darts after some accidents

Because of their powerful lobby?

Mr. Wriggly is hanging onto Weenus’ words today!

And he and Weenus make a cameo appearance in today’s Alley Oop strip.

It’s the art of distraction. Hey look, danger in the spice rack.

There is no icon for “today’s comic s u c k s”, so “—” will have to do

“—”…

Let’s take the kids off the school, only kids of criminal that our taxes pay to educate, and take our jobs away…

The second amendment does not cover tortilla chips.

Easy answer to the question is that they don’t like tortilla chips while they LOVE guns – the barrel’s orifice is just the right size…