Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for March 27, 2024

Some brilliant wise guy dubbed him “Don Poorleone” on social media.

I’ve been going with Crooked Donny since he began because, out of the schoolyard mudslinging that is the toddler’s trademark, he has earned the name far far more than Hillary.

I feel it’s rather gauche to give yourself a nickname. They come from friends or at least associates.

Just add a “Dis” to the front works well too!

I know Biden has a new name for him, Broke Don. Yesterday after seeing him now hawking Bibles for $60 a pop you could call him Don the Con. For me I prefer calling him Dementia Don

I like when he posted how “people are saying” he resembled Elvis Presley and #smelvis started trending

in the 70’s we called him “Mafia Don”…guess why

He also clams he’s likened to Jesus and adored and worshipped.

GAG ME! ☹️

I thought it was hilarious when Trump tried to give himself a nickname, especially when he’s always hawking some new lame product, the latest being… bibles. Honest Don immediately conjures up an image of a used car salesman on TV, “Come on down to Honest Don’s! With these prices, I must be INSANE!”

Having seen WC Fields in “Six of a Kind”, I’ll allow it.

Tumpelstiltskin

“The Art of the Misdeal” – the book Trump should have written.

“Who dealt these cards?”

“This game has stupid rules.”

“I should have more cards because I’m a rich genius.”