Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for December 29, 2012

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    What you read here will be random, based on laws of probability.

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    Brisbanekid  almost 12 years ago

    “Read it and weep, . . . Uh, randomly of course, . . . And base it on the law of probability!”

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    grecodan  almost 12 years ago

    Sorry, but that is not an accurate assessment of “science.” A scientific horoscope would be more likely to read, “What happens to you today will be based upon a combination of factors, including your own actions, the actions of others, and an assortment of natural forces and events.”

    Ditto the tea leaves. Hydrostatics, hydrology, a little F=MA along vectors shaped by the curve of the cup, blah blah blah.

    Oh, and magic.

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    LadyLavendar  almost 12 years ago

    What happened to Let X = X

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    Qiset  almost 12 years ago

    Don’t forget the influence of Murphy!

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    ossiningaling  almost 12 years ago

    I’m surprised to not see a Scientific Crossword Puzzle, where all the answers are typed next to the definitions.

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