Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for August 07, 2024

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    I drive a school bus. The young kids were playing “Simon Says.” Of course things were getting out of hand. The one kid says “Lick my shoe!” and puts his foot up. The kindergartner licked the sole of his shoe! I said “Knock it off! And he didn’t even say ‘Simon Says’ you idiot!”

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