Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for November 03, 2024

Nothing with that, just added ventilation!!!

What about kinky ‘funderwear’? Can you give him a change to ‘tighty whities’?

Now that’s creepy. Usually they just cut your clothing away, as needed.

Yes, my mother was completely mortified to learn that not only was I wearing holey underwear when I had my accident, but to get to them they had to undo the safety pin holding up the broken zipper on my jeans…….