Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2013

Yeah, . . . Just like 99% of the male population.

Males understand the right hand rule, just like the mailman in a jeep uses. Drag your hand along the right wall and at some point you get to the cheese. A few extra turns, but one never knows if anything interesting maybe down the blind curve.

Gee, he’s in a maze and probably dazed. How can he ask for directions when he’s the only rat in the maze? Introduce a female rat and maybe he will.

All who wander are not lost.

I don’t need to stop for directions. My GPS tells me when I’ve strayed from the straight and narrow.

There is only one direction: ForwardThere is only one directive: Find egg.

I used to work for an excavating company along roadsides. I know what happens when people ask for directions. That’s why this guy doesn’t.

A maze zing . . simply a maze zing . . ☻

i never stop and get directions….because…i can count on my wife to tell me where to go……..and 1/2 the time…we are not in a vehicle !!!!!!!!

Jokes on her: there is no place for the rat to stop and ask for directions.