It’s not really his fault. He used to be a party animal. Then one night, he heard there was a new bar downtown that was full of bears. He pushed the door open and hollered, “Here I am. Come get me!” They found him out back the next morning, leaking stuffing, dyed blue, with a new tattoo on his chest.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Shucks..and there are no male versions of Funshine or Love a lot bear
i_am_the_jam over 10 years ago
He’s supposed to be Tenderheart, if only he were brown.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s almost like he doesn’t care a lot.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s not really his fault. He used to be a party animal. Then one night, he heard there was a new bar downtown that was full of bears. He pushed the door open and hollered, “Here I am. Come get me!” They found him out back the next morning, leaking stuffing, dyed blue, with a new tattoo on his chest.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s been hanging out with Wilfred, so… you know…
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
The I Don’t Care Bear.