Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 20, 2018

And we have 3 billy goats who say the bridge is not safe to cross.

Where are the 3 Musketeers? 3 Dog Night? 3 Amigos?

Where’s the third comment? Oh, wait … here it is!

And three little kittens are asking if their mittens are in Lost and Found.

Feed the men and the pigs to the bears, and the mice to the kittens. You’ll reduce your problems by sixty percent.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”

And then they all scattered, itsy bitsy spider appeared.

Que the Book Marley song: Three Little Birds

What do you expect when you let the bell hop run the front desk.

⇧ book marley…?