Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2018

He must literally mean 55 steps.

Each step lesson costs 5 bones. You can have the whole set of lessons for 35 bones if you pay in advance.

55 steps because they have more legs……

Dogs don’t see the same range of colors that most people do, and throwing a green ball on grass is just mean.

Yeah, but you know you’re just going to bring it back and let the man throw it again and again. Save your bones.

Russian wolfhounds don’t take a dump without a plan.